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Patong


Patong, accommodation, and Patong beach, Andaman, Patong nightlife, disco Patong, bar, nightclub, hotel, girls, bar girls, Thai girls, restaurant, beach, hotels, hotels Patong, in Patong.

 

Patong is hot during the day and hot & crazy after nightfall.

The idea is ..don't think - have fun !! and let it out.

In the late morning the first sun seeker walk or stretch already at Patong beach, some are red like a fresh boiled lobster from the sunburn yesterday, otheres have a terrible hang over from last night's beer session. Beer is cheap, a small bottle of Heineken is usually only about baht 80,- in the bars, local beer Singh and beer Chang is about baht 60,-

From November to May the weather is great and the sun is out every day, no cold rain and snow around like at home just a warm tropical breeze, lush tropical vegetation and the inviting waters of the Andaman Sea and there are so many positive thinking Thai Girls around, you never will regret to go to Patong.

Its like San Francisco long time ago, there the pleasure came with flower power and in Patong the pleasure comes with the Thai girls. On top of it Patong Phuket has one of the highest gay and lesbian concentration in Asia. It's real hot stuff out there.

Some early out guys do some jogging along the beach and some fat ugly women from Isaan quarrel over where to place their deckchairs and some mats to place the foreigners in the afternoon for massage. Beach massage is in, all the time the women run around and scream - massage.

Plenty of Patong resort & spa are around, some very close to the beach, there are only a handful Patong resort and hotels having direct access to the beach, all other are separated by the sand through the beach road.

Naturally there are myriads of Patong hotels and Patong accommodation around, for every budget. From the luxury Patong beach resort to the cheap beach room and apartment.

From Patong to elsewhere on Phuket Island its easy to go, there are 3 roads out of Patong, one to north, one to the south and one to the east towards the shopping malls at Phuket Town bypass road and Phuket City itself.

Patong is a probably the best know Phuket beach and the best spot for a great Phuket vacation if you want to have it loud, action and nightlife.

Patong has also quite a lot of beach bars where the fat guys from Australia and England already get drunk in the afternoon
. The Patong girls usually come out from their apartments on the eastern side of Patong in the late afternoon or just around 9 pm to have a look if they can find a foreigner with some cash.


Cash is all about what's on in Patong.
Every square meter on the pavement or elsewhere is used for all kind of junk they try to sell to the tourist. There is fake designer cloth, cheap other textiles, fake Nike shoes who are sometimes even better than the original. Indian, Bangladeshi and Nepali tailors try to sell their inferior textile stuff, the only function as a front end, the actual work is done by Thais elsewhere.

Some hotels, resorts and other accommodation are in very noise areas, if you done like noise make sure to book the right place and if you have any serious problems don't be shy to contact the police, they have special Tourist Police units and they really try to help.

On the opposite side of Patong Beach road are myriads of restaurants
, shops, hotels and some Patong resort & spa. Among the restaurants Thai restaurants are in the majority naturally, but also all kind of fast food of the McDonald type, plus textile and cloth shops.

Other shops selling CD's, DVD's dirt cheap and all kind of fake Nike and other brands shoes and hand bags. Copy watches of Rolex on other brands imported from China are offered on every "second" corner.

Patong is hard to beat in terms of the diversity of restaurants and food offered practically at almost every corner.

There are restaurants of any kind. Thai, Japanese, Chinese, French, Italian, Arab, Russian, German, Austrian, Burger, Vegetarian, Indian, Steak, Barbecue, Seafood, Pizza, 

There are also quiet parts at Patong Beach, in particular at the south end, where longtail boats are parked waiting for some tourists.

Patong bar, pub, girl and disco nightlife is legend, its great but be aware there are plenty of very drunken guys around in the evening. But Patong night life is quite ok in general, even at nightlife bars full of nightlife girls they wont cheat you, just be careful and never put any money in the shirt pocket, there are always some around who try to pick it out. Patong beach nightlife is also full with restaurants of every imaginable type and not only in Patong city but almost everywhere.

The center of Patong (video) nightlife is Bangla Road, at daytime full of delivery trucks, comes to life after 8 pm. Patong bars, go go nightclubs, open air bars along the road and the alleys branching off Bangla Road.

Every evening probably around 5.000 ladies and young guys from all over Thailand over their services to thousands of tourists from all over the world.

Dozens of mini-skirted ladies parade along Bangla Road, Patong's main fun zone. Some "farang" have a little flirt with them, sometimes followed by action in one of the many cheap hotels behind the eastern end of Bangla Road. Others stare glumly into their Heineken beers or to some pool shoots. Videos are here 


The bars pumping obscure and well-known songs through their speakers,

the problem is, every bar do their own music which quickly become a acoustic disaster, sometimes it needs some earplugs, many people don't know when enough is enough.

A little bit further into the concrete and makeshift shelter from wood, plastic and metal sheets, jungle are plenty of other bars and noodle stalls.

In between are jewelry shops, bookshops and some Thai guys who try to place some strange creatures of the small dragon type on your shoulder, make a photo and give some money is their message.

At about 3 pm the first guys with the red skin already hang around in the small bars along Bangla Road and get their first beers uploaded, the TV screams, the DVD bang out the latest English songs and also the first girls move in on a early hunt for "farangs", most of the Thai ladies are here for business.

Maybe you like a lift with a parachute via pulling with the speedboat, do a ride with the jet ski, this is regulated and limited now after plenty of terrible accidents happen, of the type run over the head etc. and nobody claims the body afterwards.

Just below the horizon of Patong Beach is a huge cruise ship, some sail boats are already around and some people swim and snorkel.

At about lunchtime at Patong Beach all good deckchairs are rented out for the day and the sun does the job. Beach massage is very popular among the tourists relaxing on the beach.

Almost all Patong massage ladies are from somewhere in northern Thailand. Tough fat middle aged women with a strong and steady grip. They treat you for an hour, after you need 2 hour to relax from the massage.

Small Thai travel agent offices are around everywhere in Patong to offer daytrips for diving and snorkeling plus live aboard excursions into the island world of the Andaman Sea, mainly north of Phuket at places like the Similan Archipelago, Surin Islands or even further north into the Mergui Archipelago in Myanmar or Burma.

A daytrip out of Patong could be done to coral island and the other small Island around Phuket. Patong Soi Eric video

Patong Beach
Patong Beach
patong beach back
Patong beach back
Patong Street Food Restaurant
Patong Street Food Restaurant
Quiet parts at Patong Beach
Quiet parts at Patong Beach
Drunken at Patong
Drunken at Patong
Patong Sea Food Restaurant
Patong Sea Food Restaurant
Patong by Parachute
Patong by Parachute
Patong cruise ship
Patong cruise ship
Regatta off Patong Beach
Regatta off Patong Beach
In the evening its Patong Nightlife
Patong Lady Boy Show
Patong Lady Boy Show
Lady Boy Patong
Lady Boy Patong
Patong Bar
Patong Bar
Patong Game
Patong Game
patong nightlife action
Patong nightlife action
Patong road
Patong road
Patong Go-Go Bar
Patong Go-Go Bar
Patong Music Bar
Patong Music Bar
Patong Tiger Bar
Patong Tiger Bar
Patong Tiger Bar Girls
Patong Tiger Bar Girls
Patong Tiger Bar Go Go Girls
Patong Tiger Bar Go Go Girls

You will find a strange philosophy around here
, most people wont care about anything, everyone let his "pig" out, no joke.
Patong and the Tsunami

The Tsunami hit  in the morning when almost no one was on the beach, if the spell would have come in after lunchtime that would have brought a massacre since Patong Beach was more or less the worst hit area in Phuket due to the underwater topography at Patong Beach.

Patong Tsunami
Patong Tsunami
Patong Tsunami 1
Patong Tsunami 1
Patong Tsunami 5
Patong Tsunami 5
 
Patong Tsunami 2
Patong Tsunami 2
Patong Tsunami 3
Patong Tsunami 3
Patong Tsunami 4
Patong Tsunami 4
Patong after Tsunami
Patong after Tsunami
         

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